THE OZARK HIDING PLACE (870) 446-2717

 We moved to this beautiful area in the heart of the Arkansas Ozarks and converted a shop behind our main cabin into this little guest room and are willing to let WRITER'S book it. One of the hosts authored a book and we recognize how important this kind of opportunity can be to the creative process. 

This property is 28 acres that feels like a private sanctuary.  You'll enter off the black top road and travel another 1/2 mile down, down, down in a hollow surrounded by forest, "at the bottom of a V" as the land jets up about 100 feet on both sides of us.

This cabin is about 30+ yards behind our home. This allows us to have a warm pot of soup on for your arrival or after a long day of travel or writing. 

We use and enjoy these personally:

https://soupofsuccess.com/product-category/food/soups/

They're all delicious, natural, and support a worthy cause. 

We also use Pasture-Raised Heirloom Chicken And Pasture-Raised Meats from a local provider.

https://cooksventure.com/

You can cook a meal on the smoker/grill, and sit by the fire at night looking at the stars; or watch a movie inside if it's too cold. It's a great place to reflect and disconnect.

 There's a landline phone in case you need it since no cell phone signal exists down in this hollow. We can provide wired ethernet but I need some advance notice to get that set up.

   You can get a cell signal at the top of the drive 1/2 mile up. 

  The TV screen also has a blue light filter but it only plays DVD's or CD's.  We have a large DVD loaner library.

  Ignore the satellite dish in the photo, it's disabled and no signal is coming here to service it.

The futons make into a very nice king size bed. They're on a FIXED rug so they don't move apart. They can also be made into two individual beds or 1 bed and 1 couch. With 4-inch foam on top we get no complaints.  

There are bed linens and towels.  

This is a "LOW EMF" property, which serves environmentally sensitive people. This means there is no cell signal at this  cabin. You will need to drive 1/2 mile up the driveway to get a signal.  

 Chemicals are also kept to a minimum, preferring plant-based cleaners.  It's clean enough that we'd stay here!

  You can give our home landline number for emergencies.  One of us is almost always home.

The closest cell tower is about 1.5 miles and we're separated by many epic hills and trees. The primary, thus secondary, electric panels are filtered and grounded.  The "dirty electricity" readings are <30, which is in the desirable range and all lighting is incandescent (No LED's or fluorescents).  It's a great place to give your body a break from the constant bombardment of wireless technology.  You may find the site below of interest:

nomoretowersintheozarks.org/

You have an electric 2 burner cooktop

A small refrigerator w small freezer

A propane grill

A pellet smoker/grill

A toaster oven

A blender

Berkey Filtered Water upon request

Coffee Pot

Hot Tea Kettle 

Silverware, Pots, Pans, Dishes

Crockpots large and small

Picnic Table Outside

Small Table & Chairs Inside

Two Chairs and Wooden TV Trays

There's a combined a/c and heater wall unit with a remote, thermostat controlled, and a ceiling fan.

  BE ADVISED THAT YOU ARE DEEP IN THE WOODS. SPIDERS AND OTHER BITING, STINGING BUGS ARE REAL AND MANY LIVE HERE.  I/WE USE NATURAL METHODS TO CONTROL BUT NO CHEMICALS SO IF YOU'RE SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS, YOU SHOULD GO TO A CITY OR THE BEACH, ANYWHERE OTHER THAN THE FOREST! 

$1250 for 7 days

$2500 for 14 days

(posted price subject to change)

This includes an evening meal. Refrigerator etc is in the cabin for self-care during the day:

 yogurt, fruit, salads, sandwiches

Washer/Dryer in our Home

You will need to fill out appropriate forms including an application, lease, and provide a refundable security deposit.